Samuel Mallard never considered himself to be a victim of life...
That is, until the newly brave vampire undead decided to exert their powers over humans.
Now a night and daylight war between humans and vampires is open to the public!
And, like some victims of this new war paradigm,
Samuel finds himself suffering from... Low Blood Pressure!
As if I could resist her wonts and make a way to take my flight.
I have figured out why I feel so very tired and frail...
She lowers my blood pressure so far down, that is why I ail.
And so, in this new vampire paradigm, where they openly hunt humans for sport and food...
What they do is all about eating us with a little bit of bizarre sexuality, according to their mood.
I want to resist... I have carved a wooden stake from a knife handle... to kill her while she is asleep!
But, I better make sure my blood pressure is higher before I plunge my weapon oh so deep!
I will bide my time, and if I can get myself out of this bloody mess...
You better believe it, this insanity I will never again stress!
Being a slave to a member of the undead really sucks coagulated blood...
Jeez, I mean, if I could impregnate her I could at least be her slave stud!